To the surprise of even many devoted fans, Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley) turned out to be the long-elusive Gossip Girl herself. Or himself. It made sense in a way. Dan is the writer in the group and he. She lists the girl’s qualities. Um Majed. He is a Turkish actor in a popular soap opera. Um Majed, though, has no time for romantic dreams. A new client, a Jordanian man…